The page is too stupid
Please try the following:
- Click the
Refresh
button, or begin drinking heavily. After enough shots, SOMETHING will
appear.
- If you typed the page address in the Address
bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. If you are an AOL user,
make sure you did not accidentally type your street address in the bar.
- To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Connections tab, click Settings. However, since you're running Windows, there's absolutely jack shit of a chance that you'll resolve anything. Ever.
- If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft
Windows can examine your network and automatically discover network
connection settings. If you actually have a Network Administrator who
has enabled it, please raise your hand. Yeah, that's what we thought.
If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
click
Detect Network Settings . This will do absolutely nothing and will
resolve no problems whatsoever. - Some sites require 128-bit stupidity. In the case of something aweful, a patch will be shortly available which makes 256-bit stupidity possible.
- If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. Change whatever you want; people will find a way to steal your credit card number regardless.
- Click the
Back button to try another link. Yes, let's go with that: try another
link.